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[curatesecrets]

[a recorded clip of video comes on - Artie is leaning in close, as though he's not aware you don't have to do so to be heard clearly. at least he trimmed his beard recently, and he sounds pleasant enough in a professionally brusque sort of way.... hey, take what you can get, right?]

You have reached the tablet of Arthur Nielsen. I'm unavailable at the moment, but if you leave me a message, I will do my best to respond to you in a timely manner.

[and then it cuts out. he isn't big on "goodbye".]

Comments

[acts_of_claudia]

[Claudia clears her throat, sitting up straight and trying to sound as obnoxiously professional as she can]

Arthur. Your message sucks. That is all.

[The message ends. What? If he can do it so can she.]

text;

[5055034455]

Ready to go hang gliding when you are!

audio, flagged as urgent;

[5055034455]

Yo, Nielsen. Can you hack into the network and pinpoint tablet signals? Or do you know anyone who can? Give me a call back ASAP.