curatesecrets: (farnsworth tiems)
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[a recorded clip of video comes on - Artie is leaning in close, as though he's not aware you don't have to do so to be heard clearly. at least he trimmed his beard recently, and he sounds pleasant enough in a professionally brusque sort of way.... hey, take what you can get, right?]

You have reached the tablet of Arthur Nielsen. I'm unavailable at the moment, but if you leave me a message, I will do my best to respond to you in a timely manner.

[and then it cuts out. he isn't big on "goodbye".]

Date: 2013-05-08 10:41 pm (UTC)
acts_of_claudia: (Someone's gotta class up the joint)
From: [personal profile] acts_of_claudia
[Claudia clears her throat, sitting up straight and trying to sound as obnoxiously professional as she can]

Arthur. Your message sucks. That is all.

[The message ends. What? If he can do it so can she.]

Date: 2013-05-09 11:39 pm (UTC)
acts_of_claudia: (Cooler than ice cool)
From: [personal profile] acts_of_claudia
[Go ahead. It's better than YOUR boring-ass message]

text;

Date: 2013-07-01 01:31 am (UTC)
5055034455: 3x02 (kind of pleasant)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Ready to go hang gliding when you are!

Date: 2013-07-01 02:04 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 2x08 (is that like the one your mom works at?)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Nope. I distinctly remember: you mentioned it while I was sick. Now I'm not sick. Let's do it.

Date: 2013-07-03 02:07 am (UTC)
5055034455: 3x02 (that guy from tv)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Magic words, Nielsen. When?

Date: 2013-07-04 06:32 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Let's chase some clouds away. Tuesday afternoon it is.

audio, flagged as urgent;

Date: 2013-09-22 07:06 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 2x08 (werq it)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Yo, Nielsen. Can you hack into the network and pinpoint tablet signals? Or do you know anyone who can? Give me a call back ASAP.

Date: 2013-09-22 07:11 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 5x01 (let me explain you a thing)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
I need you to tell me where Jesse Pinkman is. We've got a bit of a wild goose chase going on. There's twenty five marques in it for you if you can get me the info I need in the next ten minutes.

Date: 2013-09-22 07:18 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 3x11 (at the helm)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
He's not missing. He's just being an idiot.

[MORE BREAKING NEWS AT 11~]

I talked to him a few hours ago.

Date: 2013-09-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 5x09 (jesse pls)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Or something, yeah.

doot doot jackin ur feed. Sup bitches?

Date: 2013-09-23 12:54 pm (UTC)
acts_of_claudia: (Just watch my 1337 skilz)
From: [personal profile] acts_of_claudia
[There's a click and suddenly another voice joins the conversation.]

Ask and you shall receive. You got his IP or anything or am I flying blind? Not that I mind the challenge but since time is of the essence and all that uber dramatic crap a shortcut wouldn't hurt.

Date: 2013-09-26 11:43 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 4x03 (welp.)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Blind as a bat.

[He knows what an IP is, thanks. He just doesn't know Jesse's. Or how he'd even find it out.]

Date: 2013-09-30 07:46 pm (UTC)
acts_of_claudia: (Lemme think abo- no yeah I'm still right)
From: [personal profile] acts_of_claudia
[Claudia talks over the sounds of her fingers flying over her laptop keyboard. No time like the present, no?]

Just give me some sunglasses and call me Ray Charles. Never let it be said I turned down a challenge. Artimus - if you can track down his IP lemme know 'cause that'll crank things up a notch.

Date: 2013-10-03 01:25 pm (UTC)
5055034455: 3x02 (kind of pleasant)
From: [personal profile] 5055034455
Thanks, Ray.

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